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[geNe]

Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo...
They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by....
When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called....he hasn't written....

[geNe]

A young man moved from his parents' home into an apartment of his own. Shortly afterwards, he went down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While he was there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes; she wearing only a robe. The woman smiled at the young man and started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious to him that she had nothing else on. The poor young man broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, the woman placed her hand on the young man's arm and said, 'Let's go into my apartment, I can hear someone coming.'

The young man followed her into her apartment, the woman closed the door and then leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now completely naked, she purred at him asking, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, the young man finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Surprised and a little hurt the woman asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and shapely. Look at my skin - there are no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

The young man cleared his throat and stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, .... that was me!

[deuter]

hahahahaha.... great jokes bro~!~!~!

[ina_thai]

thx gene you make my day...
wake up drunk and read this, it's the best