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Do you know what happens when you do Google Image search for GONG TAO?? Anyone care to try?

[ina_thai]

Do you know what happens when you do Google Image search for GONG TAO?? Anyone care to try?

did it laew boss, scary na!!! funny forum suppose to be funny why scary picture come out na
Ok now search the TG name under google and see what comes out 

[PorngMerng]

tried it, thought thai airways will come out, but dunno why got a lot of comics leh

[Vinchaiwut]

Question to Confucius
 

Woman asks:  If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, everyone calls him a real man. How come . . . ?!?
 
Confucius replies:
It's very simple. "When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY...."
 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

[geNe]

How do we expect kids to listen to their parents? Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 miles an hour, Sleeping Beauty is lazy and Snow White lives with 7 guys! We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave. They get it from their story books.

[geNe]

[geNe]

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

[geNe]

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes it is.”
Boy- “I have a baseball.”
Man- “That’s nice.”
Boy- “Want to buy it?”
Man- “No, thanks.”
Boy- “My dad’s outside.”
Man- “OK, how much?”
Boy- “$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mother’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy- “Dark in here.”
Man- “Yes, it is.”
Boy- “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy- “$750.”
Man- “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that sh*t again.”

[geNe]

[geNe]